Abuse Prophets of Red Tape Rodeo

Welcome, pilgrim, to the land of Byzantine bylaws and regulations so intricate, they'll make your head spin!

Here, the air is thick with the stench of bureaucratic red tape, and the only thing more plentiful than paperwork is the number of ways to fill it out.

Peruse our Bureaucratic Abuse Manual for tips on how to navigate our beloved red tape! Get lost in our vast collection of forms, each one a masterpiece of tedium! Explore the twisting trails of red tape that will lead you to your destiny... or maybe not. Meet our Abuse Prophets of the Year, a group of visionaries who've mastered the art of doing nothing! Join our Bureaucratic Abuse Support Group, because who needs friends when you've got paperwork to fill out?